I wanted to wish my dear wife of 24 years a happy birthday,and try to make her laugh to help her make it through the day, so here are a few jokes:
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
You Know your old when . . .
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“Happy hour” means a nap.