If you’re like me and didn’t cash in on the $16 billion Facebook stock offering today, here’s a way to take your mind off the pain:
Someone calls out “college dropout.” Take a shot.
Someone says “Harvard dorm room.” Take a shot.
Realize that Mark Zuckerberg, at 28, is worth 25 billion dollars and is running a 100 billion dollars company. Chug, cry, then chug again.