Crazy Quotes From Claims, Depositions and Trials: Friday Humor

“I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”

“I pulled away, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.”

“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.”

“The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.”

“Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”

“I told the police I was not hurt, but upon removing my hat found I had a fractured skull.”

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